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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

My favorite joke at this time of year

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam."

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean," she whispers, "I would do anything."

He returns her gaze. "Anything?"

"Anything."

His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you... study?"

[In the FAQ for my classes on Blackboard, I have the following: "If you REALLY want to know what you can do to improve your grade, click here." Cracks me up every time I see it...]

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